With the recent passing of the storm Halong Cosme, a lot has been left devastated. Houses were leveled to the ground. Forests were slopped by landslides. Streets were flooded and are now festering with human lice. Families were left homeless and without food. To add to the fact that a kilo of rice now costs two livers and an eye, Philippine rice fields were also flooded.
It would be hard to imagine how the Philippine economy would be able to get back up on its feet ever again after such a massive blow to its lower spine. I would assume that it would take centuries for a country to ever get back up again after a disaster like this. I would assume that it would even be tantamount to an effort approximating the time it takes to traverse the time-space continuum twice before the Philippines can ever get up again.
It was hard to see that the once majestic Fort Bonifacio Net 2 building, the once home for OCP, was turned into this.
Then leveled into this by the fierce storm that hit Manila just two weeks ago.
Employees of OCP would now have a hard time getting back up on their feet given that they now have nothing to come back to. They now have nothing to look out to. They now have no pool to jump into.
And it is all because of the storm.
What will happen now to our most troubled employees?
Will it take them an effort tantamount to an effort approximating the time it takes to traverse the time-space continuum twice before they can get back up on their feet?
Luckily for them, I will make them realize their full potential.
Recent studies have shown that modeling is the key to being able to rise from the ashes and gain that most coveted green star of excellence.
Stripping. An early form of modeling.
Modeling has indeed yielded the greatest results with the least effort and most importantly, experience. It is time to turn these kitties into lions; slugs into vertebrates; mongrels into beasts; worms into bird food; coal into diamonds; dim sum into freshly steamed ampao.
Like giddy tiddy middy fifteen year olds getting their first period, they were all hesitant with their new venture.
Jack: Saan ba tayo mag eenroll?
Ken: Haha, Jack bukas zipper mo.
Katz: Feeling ko madali lang magmodel.
Cheza: ako din. Natural na sa atin yun katz eh. Mga Kegaw kasi tayo.
Katz: This is the perfect smile.
Katz: This is the perfect way to order while being photogenic.
Jack did not need to pay tuition. Star model daw siya.
Please lang Lord. I want to be a supermodel.
One should always drink the supermodel’s choice of beverage. Coke Zero. What? A coke with zero sugar? That’s what you call Coke Zero.
Being a good model means blending into the the scene. Can you help me spot Jack and Ken in this picture?
Being the star student that he was, Jack was a natural.
Just salad for me. Models must always stick to a strict diet.
Models must always be ready for paparazzi shots.
This exercise is how to look good while look down on an orange tube that makes sound.
Katz: Oh Hai guys? I think we’re going to be great models.
I think so too.
No teeth!
Ok. I am the star model.
Oha! Anong say ng lola mo?!?!?!
Che! Che! Che!
CHE? CHEza ba ang gusto mo sabihin?
The VelociRaptor Look.
RAWR! IM MODEL! YAY!
Time to go serious.
Serious ba kamo?
The perfect Starbucks model and Katz.
Another shot of the perfect Starbucks model and Katz.
And the star model of the class.
The chair leg of the year.
